Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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