I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
this is an emotional support booty call
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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