talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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