How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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