And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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