She said her name was "party"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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