is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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