Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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