Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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