Ambien. No doubt about it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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