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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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