why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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