I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We talked him into tasing himself.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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