i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i barfeds in our rink
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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