There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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