We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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