i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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