Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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