i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
please don't ironically join a cult
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