she woke up with a sticky ear
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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