we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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