sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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