Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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