it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she looked like the before picture.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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