I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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