But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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