I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
