Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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