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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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