We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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