At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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