Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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