i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize
