It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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