Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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