what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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