why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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