Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
