hotel room ftw
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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