My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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