Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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