I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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