You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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