I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it glows. i had to have it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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