I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I supernannyed him into submission
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
