Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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