I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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