I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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