haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I came so hard my ears popped.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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