It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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