direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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