I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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